February 2012
oh christ this is not turning out as well as I’d hoped, last minute crushing realisation that I am completely terrible at crafts
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horseheadedfleshwizards replied to your post: I saw someone pickpocketing a midget earlier…
you’ve gotta hand it to short people.. they often can’t reach
rrrrrosetintedglasses asked: I saw someone pickpocketing a midget earlier, I was shocked, I couldn't believe anyone would stoop so low...
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I hear that quality of life increases exponentially based on the number of garden gnomes in your possession
see, most people don’t notice because they only ever have a handful of gnomes
but once you pass the 100 mark……….
well lets just say……….
you’ll have gnome or problems
B)
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rrrrrosetintedglasses replied to your post: ‘Sup Dionysus?
Is that not Bacchus?
yea baby got bacchus
Anonymous asked: 'Sup Dionysus?
at last! the new new computer I ordered is on its way! I’ll finally be able to do stuff
mystery stuff
italicised stuff
this leaflet came in the post saying I’d get tickets for one to the cinema if I took a free chlamydia test
TICKETS FOR ONE
NOT TWO
BECAUSE YOU HAVE CHLAMYDIA
Watch
I will never understand, nor see
tigerlillylolo:
The apparently blatant and screaming homo-eroticism so many equally screaming girls find throughout pop culture.
I watch and have watched a number of films/series’ etc that have huge “fandoms” that are bordering on tyrannical in their insistence that the key characters want to stick it up each others butts. Yet I never see it. What I see in these situations is the friendship,...
iphysianthe:
this just in, gluten free bread still tastes like absolute garbage
home made pitta bread is the fucking bomb, sucka
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Learned helplessness →
Learned helplessness, as a technical term in animal psychology and related human psychology, means a condition of a human person or an animal in which it has learned to behave helplessly, even when the opportunity is restored for it to help itself by avoiding an unpleasant or harmful circumstance to which it has been subjected. Learned helplessness theory is the view that clinical depression and...
HOW THE 1980’S INTRODUCTION OF SEQUELS, BLOCKBUSTERS AND VHS INFLUENCED JAPANESE CINEMA
I JUST FOUND THIS ESSAY AND REMEMBERED HOW MUCH I LOVED WRITING IT
“I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.”
– Oscar Wilde
“It’s like cutting off your arm and then fitting you with a prosthetic one...”
– Vic Shane, author of Men Cannot Live on Vitamins Alone
hmm so I hear you ask what fresh bullshit has tumblr decided to concoct? WELL THEY TOOK AWAY THE ABILITY TO REBLOG YOURSELF
AND THEY’RE SLOWLY DESTROYING MY THEME BY MAKING CERTAIN BITS OF CODE NOT WORK FOR REASONS UNKNOWN
electricsorcery:
After today, I’m very tempted to start working on my own line of candies and petit fours then selling them somehow, probably some kind of online shop, because I’m a bit mental and my job is incredibly dull. Would anyone actually be interested in this though or would I be wasting my time? Suggestions or advice are very welcome.
DO IT. get an etsy shop! or I’ll knock up a...
queenqueefs:
remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”
“Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a...”
– Robert A. Heinlein
best computer I’ve ever SEEN just came back on sale but it was apparently an error on the website
UFCUFCKUFFUFU
DESIGNING STUFF IS HARD
