May 2012
yufeelme:
Don’t hate your body because it’s too fat or too thin; hate it because it’s a prison of flesh and its existence is meaningless.
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oh jesus no someone on the phone referred to me as a man
why do I have to age
I’m making a social network and its easy peasy I dunno what david karp was getting all upset about it for
This is only the beginning
feministwithapenis:
My daughter, aged seven, walked out of the bathroom last night after her shower. She said in a somber voice “I’m 53 pounds. I’m heavy.” She pointed to a miniscule bit of her belly. I spent a good 20 minutes going over what I’m sure I’ll have to drill into her head for the rest of my time as her father. I explained to her that everyone has body fat, that she is a growing...
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do people really know how tags work on tumblr because I think the system is being misunderstood
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If words could kill...
fjfunnyjokes:
I’d sentence you to death.
“Why don’t you believe in God? I get that question all the time. I always try to...”
– Ricky Gervais
surrogates looks like a really cool film and I’m going to watch the shit out of it tomorrow probably
anchorage
n. the desire to hold on to time as it passes, like trying to keep your grip on a rock in the middle of a river, feeling the weight of the current against your chest while your elders float on downstream, calling over the roar of the rapids, “Just let go—it’s okay—let go.”
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sonder
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only...
citymischief replied to your post: why is dane cook a complete dick in everything …
i know. more like dane COCK right OHOHO
that is right!!!! dane cock!!!!!!!!!!!
why is dane cook a complete dick in everything
even if his characters are lovable he still makes them awful
doing some work on my Sweet Website
theres no period after the “Dr” in Dr Pepper
I don’t believe that can has ever been to medical school
the cool thing about the anonymous parts of the internet is that everyone is accepted for what they say rather than who they are, simply because who they are isn’t seen or known for the most part. if you say something stupid then you’re an idiot, and if you say something smart then you’re okay. judgement is actually relatively fair, unlike real life assumptions where what you say...
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just invented an instant sewing thing that would actually work
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“If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll wind up somewhere...”
– Yogi Berra
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